Former DOGE Staffer "Big Balls" Assaulted in Attempted Carjacking in Washington, D.C.

 

In a shocking incident early Sunday morning, Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old former staff member of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) known by the nickname "Big Balls," was brutally assaulted during an attempted carjacking in Washington, D.C. The attack occurred near his vehicle while he was accompanied by a woman he described as his "significant other."

According to reports, Coristine was ambushed by approximately 10 teenagers. The assailants left him bloodied and injured before fleeing the scene. Marko Elez, a fellow DOGE staffer, captured a photo of Coristine’s injuries following the attack, highlighting the severity of the assault.

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The incident has sparked widespread attention, with "Big Balls" trending across the United States due to Coristine’s nickname and his association with DOGE. Authorities are investigating the attack, and further details are expected as the case develops.