How to Cheat Without Getting Caught (for men only)

 

Step 1: Clone yourself. Let the clone attend all your dates, family functions, and drama.

Step 2: Hack into NASA and borrow their invisibility cloak,only available on Thursdays.

Step 3: Install a teleportation device in your bathroom so you can “go pee” in Lagos and land in Dubai for a quick sneaky link.

Step 4: Hire a parrot that mimics your voice for phone calls. Train it to say “I love you, baby” every 10 minutes.

Step 5: If you get caught, pretend you’re your own twin. Cry. Deny. Eat jollof.

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